Holy Crap Cereal


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Size Price ( $ )
6 bags64.95
12 bags124.95
24 bags239.95

$64.95

Please contact us for wholesale pricing




Canada and USA delivery times are between 1 and 2 weeks.

Email orders@holycrap.ca to request international delivery times and rates.

Holy Crap breakfast cereal contains all natural ingredients (no GMO): organic chia, organic hulled hemp hearts, organic buckwheat, organic cranberries, organic raisins, organic apple bits, organic cinnamon. Our three main ingredients are some of the oldest perfect foods known to humans.

Our key ingredient, chia or salvia hispanica l. is a recently revived oil seed crop from the Americas that was once more valuable than gold to the Aztecs. The Tarahumara, the greatest long distance runners on the planet, have had a long history of using this slow burning rocket fuel for both athletes and warriors alike.

Allergy alert: seed oil

Each bag is 225 grams and contains 8 full servings

  • kosher
  • gluten free
  • lactose free
  • sugar free
  • salt free
  • wheat free
  • nut free
  • all-natural
  • vegan
  • high in fibre and iron
  • source of calcium
  • source of omega -3 and -6
  • no cooking required

Nutrition Facts
Per 2 Tablespoons (28g)
Amount % Daily value
Calories 130
Fats 6 g 9%
Saturated 1 g 5%
Omega-6 2 g
Omega-3 2.5 g
Monounsaturated 0.7 g
Cholesterol 0 mg
Sodium 0%
Carbohydrate 12 g 4%
Fibre 4 g 16%
Sugars 3 g
Protein 6 g
Vitamin A 0%
Vitamin C 0%
Calcium 6%
Iron 10%


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