Holy Crap

Wheat free, gluten free, lactose free, vegan, high in iron and dietary fibre, our cereals contain the highest known plant sources of Omega 3, 6 and 9s and are filled with protein and antioxidants. You must try Holy Crap for yourself. Satisfaction guaranteed.

The world's most amazing breakfast cereals!


Holy Crap

Artisan, raw vegan cereal.
No cooking required.

All natural ingredients (no GMO):
Salvia Hispanica L. (Chia), hulled hemp hearts, organic buckwheat, organic cranberries, organic raisins, natural apple bits and organic cinnamon.
8 oz/225 grams per bag.

$11.95 CDN / bag
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3 bag minimum
(Free Shipping in Canada only excluding Yukon, NWT and Nunuvut)

Case of 24 $240.00 CDN
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Skinny B

Artisan, raw vegan cereal.
No cooking required.

All natural ingredients (no GMO):
Salvia Hispanica L. (Chia), hulled hemp hearts, and organic buckwheat.
8 oz/225 grams per bag.




$11.95 CDN / bag
Free Shipping


3 bag minimum
(Free Shipping in Canada only excluding Yukon, NWT and Nunuvut)

Case of 24 $240.00 CDN
Free shipping

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O, The Oprah Magazine, January 2010… “Chia is the world’s healthiest whole food” and “Chia seeds are comparable to flax seeds in brain-and hearthealthy Omega-3s, contain more calcium than milk and are on par with blueberries for cancer fighting antioxidants.”

Dr. Oz’s Anti-Aging Checklist… “Chia is as chockfull of fiber as other whole grains, but it packs even more vitamins and it’s very rich in the next big category, which are Omega - 3 fatty acids”

The Chia Book, The University of Arizona Press… “Chia has more Omega 3 than fish oil, flaxseed and marine algae. It has more protein, lipids, energy and fiber--but fewer carbs-- than rice, barley, oats, wheat or corn. It is low in sodium: 78 times less sodium than salmon, 237 times less than tuna. Chia is an excellent source of calcium, phosphorus, magnesium, potassium, iron, zinc and copper.”

Holy Crap!


As a former flight attendant, I was always looking for a high energy cereal that was concentrated and that I could make anywhere. That is why I developed Holy Crap, a Chia based wheat free, gluten free, lactose free (and in the case of Skinny B, sugar free) breakfast cereal.

My main cereal ingredient is Chia or Salvia Hispanica L. which typically contains 20% protein, 34% oil, and 25% dietary fibre. Salvia Hipanica L. contains the highest Omega-3 nutrient source found in nature with perfectly balanced Omega 3, 6, 9 profiles and ratios. My next most abundant ingredient is Hulled Hemp Seed, which is low in carbohydrates, contains more protein than milk, meat or eggs and is suitable for those unable to digest gluten, sugar, milk, nuts and meat.

Most of my customers mix 2 tablespoons of concentrated Holy Crap or Skinny B with 4 tablespoons of almond, rice, hemp milk or regular milk or they sprinkle 1 tablespoon on their yogurt, oatmeal, muesli or granola. Then they stir it up and wait 4 to 5 minutes …. My husband, on the other hand, likes to make it up the night before and leave it in the fridge. He says the raisins and cranberries taste like ambrosia the next morning.

About the name...I first printed a Holy Crap label as a joke after one of my first customers left a message telling me “Holy Crap…this stuff is amazing” and the rest is history.

Wheat free, gluten free, lactose free, vegan, high in iron and dietary fibre, our cereals contain the highest known plant sources of Omega 3, 6 and 9s and are filled with protein and antioxidants. You must try Holy Crap for yourself. Satisfaction guaranteed.

Thank you for buying my cereal. I hope that you enjoy eating it as much as I do.

Corin Mullins
Founder
HapiFoods Group











HapiFoods Group
PO Box 934
Sechelt, British Columbia, Canada, V0N 3A0